he’s making it hopthis is the only thing I care about
|- A cucumber wearing plungers on his head said this to an audience of small children and they got the message better than some fully-grown religious leaders. (via h2ointowine)|
Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Canada’s time to shine has come
The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.